Last login: 6 hours agoMasterzora
Chris is a 19 year old single guy from Grants Pass, Oregon, USA.
Likes 943 pages, 12 videos, 1 photo89 fans • Received 16 reviews
Member since Dec 08, 2004
Okay, I finally put up my ugly mug. I'm the one on the monitor, if you believe me. :) I really should get a more recent photo up, but I'm not really a fan of having my photo taken, so that might be difficult....
How do I describe myself? Hmm... well, I'm just your average, abnormal, 19-year-old college sophomore nerd/geek who spends more hours programming computers than minutes being outside.
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Feel free to add & talk to me, but I suggest you tell me quickly you got that from StumbleUpon & what your StumbleUpon name is unless you want me to act like a real jerk.

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Etherfast's corner & Yet another 10 geeky t-shirts
Disliked it Jul 22, 9:41pm 11 reviews
http://www.etherfast.ro/2008/07/22/yet-another-10-geeky-t-shirts/
All of them I've seen before or are Digg. Complete and utter failure.
Brokeback Woman
Disliked it Jul 22, 5:51pm 63 reviews
http://www.dysan.net/weird/show/697.html
Not funny, but WTF to everyone jumping on the lack of PCness here. Point out to me where it says that all gay men are crossdressers and not that this particular one is. Point out to me where it says that there's anything wrong with gay men and not that this particular woman had a problem with them. Assuming that this joke were funny and not ruined by that last line, would that bit really negate all of the humor? If so, you really need to get a real sense of humor.
Your Download will Start Shortly | Ubuntu
No opinion Jul 19, 6:04pm 2 reviews linux
http://www.ubuntu.com/getubuntu/downloading?release=desktop-lts&arch=i386&mir...
I love Linux as much as the next guy, but please don't stumble me onto a site that pops up a download. That's just bad form.
5 Psychological Experiments Expose Our Dark Side
Disliked it Jul 16, 7:34pm 81 reviews
http://www.mindpowernews.com/5Psychological.htm
stolen
Study Hacks & Blog Archive & Monday Master Class: How David Scored a 4.0 With…
No opinion Jul 11, 5:59pm 26 reviews university
http://calnewport.com/blog/2008/06/16/monday-master-class-how-david-scored-a-...
I find it sad that people need to be told to record lectures. People have been doing this for as long as portable audio recorders have existed, really. I'd do it, too, if my schedule didn't consist almost entirely of technical courses where things written on the board matter at least as much as what is said.
http://hilaritymeme.com/archive/2008/07/09/useless-super-hero-powers.aspx
Disliked it Jul 10, 9:15pm 9 reviews humor
http://hilaritymeme.com/archive/2008/07/09/useless-super-hero-powers.aspx
Not funny. Worse: half of the powers on here would be incredibly useful if you put more than a second's thought into it.
Simprograms ยป EA to PC Gamers: &8220;Install 3 times? Buy another copy&8221;
No opinion Jun 21, 6:47pm 103 reviews video-games
http://www.simprograms.com/?p=692
No, olenikm, it's true. The copy protection wasn't removed. Instead, the "phone home every 10 days" feature was removed. The rest is still there. I'm fairly sure the entire debacle was orchestrated by EA: Announce draconian DRM, public complains, announce removal of the most prominent feature, public praises you for being so willing to work for the customer, release game with slightly less draconian DRM without mass complaint.

Believe me, everything on that page is completely true and it sucks for the consumer. I was actually planning on buying Spore before this happened, too.
Internet Memes
No opinion Jun 20, 9:13am 102 reviews cyberculture
http://www.dipity.com/user/tatercakes/timeline/Internet_Memes/embed_tl?fs=1
Missing far too much (even in the older stuff) for me to give my seal of approval.
The Pompous Ass Words Web Site
Disliked it Jun 17, 1:10am 51 reviews
http://www.pompousasswords.com/www/index.htm
Still using frames in this day and age? FAIL.
Story Games for Everybody - [4e] Shadowfell with my seven-year-old
Liked it Jun 13, 6:04pm 10 reviews roleplaying-games
http://www.story-games.com/forums/comments.php?DiscussionID=6630
Incredibly cute, a decent commentary on 4e (particularly on Shadowfell), but most importantly, it has many lessons for both GMs and players of *all* games.
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